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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

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let the men develop weak bones 

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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